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"Dozy Gonzales had East Side inked on his upper lip and the number 13 in the shape of a goatee beard when he raided a home.
The victim of the burglary in Colorado earlier this year described Gonzales' tattoos to police as they were visible through his mask.
And shortly afterwards the witness had no doubts when he picked him out in a line-up.
Sgt Eric Bravo said of Gonzales: "It's hard to miss him." He is due to be sentenced later this month."