* Note: we did not do this!

Now, THAT is a lovely mugshot

Meet Ottis Ryan, who is accused of running into the Little Pioneers Preschool in Wesley Chapel, Florida, and having a fit. From the Tampa Tribune:

"Don't feed those crying babies. Let them die!" It wasn't clear how many – if any – children were nearby. School staff members declined to comment today.

Singletary tried to distract him, Doll said, by asking him what he was carrying in the bag. He took out a multiblade knife which also had brass knuckles attached.

Careful readers will notice the FTW tattoo on his face. For the win, sir, for the win.

From Kansas City